Friday, June 19, 2009

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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

eba si becali

Voi, cei ce i-ati votat, nu meritati NIMIC!

Scrisoare BBC.


Uitati cum ne trateaza BBC: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8087898.stm. Cica suntem tigani batrani stirbi!

Le-am trimis o reclamatie scrisa. Tare sunt curios daca raspund!
Iata ce le-am scris. V-as indemna si pe voi sa le scrieti si sa le atrageti atentia ca nu suntem tigani!

Hello, My name is MADCAT, I am a Romanian citizen (first of all) and a EU citizen (lastly). I would like to inform you that in the article you have published you have insulted the entire Romanian population by showing a picture of a gypsy woman, implying that this is a Romanian citizen in "traditional clothes". This suggests a big lack of professionalism. Your "reporter" must have been misinformed - usually this happens to small free journals! I would like to remember you (because you are being such a colosal information organism, I don't consider I need to "inform" you) that Romania is not a country inhabited by monkeys who live in trees, that some of our young population in the villages still wears traditional clothes on various occasions, that we have teeth in our mouths (in fact we have dentists - is this something new for you?!), our skin color is white (well, just a bit browner than yours, but this is because we do go out in the sun from time to time), that we have cars and shops and airplanes and tap-water and cable television and football. And we export intelligence all over the world. We even export intelligence in your country. And we don't shout loudly in our papers that you are a nation of alcoholics and hooligans! So, perhaps next time you add a picture that is representative for your nation, you should not forget to watermark a nazi swastika over it! I'm really disgusted (oh, yes, did I mention we have feelings too?!) seeing that journalism is done by people like YOU exist!


Not so kindly yours,
MADCAT,
job description.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Euro-PulaMeantare

A merge sau a nu merge la vot... asta e intrebarea.
A merge sau a nu merge la vot sau a da un vot invalid... asta e intrebarea extinsa!

"Pentru orice scrutin de acest gen se cheltuiesc bani publici." "Pentru dreptul la vot s-or dus lupte si s-or pierdut vieti omenesti!" "Fii cetatean, implica-te, mergi la vot!" "Ei au votat, tu de ce nu ai face-o?" "Nu lasa pe altii sa hotarasca pentru tine!" "Sa traiti bine" "Noi cu voi, ei cu ei" "Cu noi va fi mai bine" si alte sloganuri de acest gen!

HO!!!

M-am saturat!
Mi s-o acrit pana-n gaura curului de sloganuri si vorbe goale!
Mi s-o acrit pana-n gaura curului de cefe groase si burtihane fara programe electorale/politice!
Mi s-o acrit pana-n gaura curului de lautari, fotomodele, fotbalisti, mahalagioaice siliconate, nebuni, ciobani, comunisti, prezentatori de televiziune (da, in Bv o vita fosta prezentatoare la teveu este/era parlamentar), baroni cu matusi Tamare, dislexici si anlfabeti, scurmatori in nas si in cur, cititori de ziare si vorbitori la mobile, votanti la 4-5 maini si cateva cartele, bozgori pierduti in spatiu etc.
Mi s-o acrit pana in gaura curului de aceleasi promisiuni si apoi de aceleasi scuze!
Mi s-o acrit pana in gaura curului de bataia de joc la care ne supun cu o nesimtire crasa si fara rusine!

Mi s-o acrit pana in gaura curului de voi, puliticienii ratati ai Romaniei, tarfe ieftine si fara creier, mari lingai de cururi europeene sau americane, pete rusinoase pe obrazul istoriei, pacalici si saltimbanci, forme fara fond!

Voi merge la vot, dar voi protesta: voi pune stampila pe toti candidatii! Ma voi alatura celor care vor da voturi invalide, pentru ca NU AI CU CINE (vota)... NISTE TARANI!!!